WAEC EXAMINATION FUNNY

Time: 1hr 30 mins
SECTION A (Answer all questions. Questions carry
equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the
past tense of Make?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on Facebook,
who sent the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the
cost of moi?
6. Who ate the missing part of the Apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All Questions. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
Diameter of Elegushi beach. (Take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
4. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire
after you broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck one hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national conference, how many days
will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on
the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant?
SECTION C (Answer any two questions)
1. Tu-face was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that D-Banj
has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards
without an available bride.
Discuss (20 Marks)
2. Write a short essay of not more than 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top'. (20 marks)
3. What's the name of the lady that says "Please
enter your secret number" at the ATM machine
and explain why she is chosen for the job. (20
marks)
Your time start now! GOOD LUCK! Please answer
correctly. Thanks —